Happy Holidays!!

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The ghosts of Christmas’ past, present, and future walk into a bar.  The ghost of past tells the bartender that Juliland broke hearts, brought on boners, and ignited major crushes this past year of 2012.  Ghost of present tells the bartender that Richard Avery thinks too highly of himself, while ghost of future tells the bartender that the Lair will be under renovation in order to make room for a few new grrls.  As the ghosts of Christmas’ past start to argue about who should be the new jGrrl of the year, the bartender ends up slipping away to the restroom to rub one out.  The punch-line of this joke is unfortunately nonexistent, so I think it’d be better to simply tell you all that we will be closing the Juliland Lair from December 22nd to January 7th as a means to bring in 2013.  While we love turning you on and tickling your fancies, we need a break to rest just like the rest of you!  Happy Holidays, all.  Be naughty, not nice.

Yours truly,
Scarlett Stone

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By | 2016-10-15T06:18:49+00:00 December 21st, 2012|Juliland|0 Comments