I am NO lawyer and have absolutely NO desire to be one. While I pretty much hate all lawyers, I do trust them with one thing: contracts. Who of you understand all the bullshit in contracts? Who wants to? Why should I care? Did you go to law school? Did you play a lawyer in a porn parody? Did a lawyer screw you literally? Quite honestly, it’s not my job to know or understand contracts. Because of this, I always ask my lawyer to read any contract someone sends
